For just $3 we will run a short shoutout in the ad column, of the form "[your name] to [ someone else's name / collective name (office, restaurant staff, gang)], ['waz up' / saying 'i luv u' / sending a {holiday} blessing]" or similar. nicknames OK/preferred.
message length is limited to 200 characters (including spaces).
STAY POSITIVE and please no profanity (just like a shoutout on a radio show). Anonymous / no name ok. We reserve the right to refuse your shoutout if we consider it to be negative in tone or just too messed-up, or if it contains a URL, or if it is just an advertisement in disguise.
include your address (or someone's address) and we will send a copy when it prints!